We sealed our fate on election night
Zero hour two AM
And we should have been more enlightened by then
I miss Barack so much, I miss my life
It’s lonely in this place
That’s full of endless strife
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till peace and love is there again to find
He’s not the man who should be king at all
Oh no no no, He’s a mushroom man
Mushroom man, can’t trust the choices he makes alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till any lover can be satisfied
He’s not the man who stands noble and tall
Oh no no no, He’s a mushroom man
Mushroom man, overcompensates for being small
This ain’t the time or place for dictators
In fact it’s dumb as hell
‘Cause there’s no one to stop his nuclear war
And all this science he can’t understand
His mind is so fragile and weak
A mushroom man, a mushroom man
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till peace and love is there again to find
He’s not the man who should be king at all
Oh no no no, He’s a mushroom man
Mushroom man, can’t trust the choices he makes alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till any lover can be satisfied
He’s not the man who stands noble and tall
Oh no no no, He’s a mushroom man
Mushroom man, overcompensates for being small
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And he’ll lie or brag to you most every time
And he tries to cheat the system all the time
And he’ll screw people over just to make a dime
And I think he’s gonna get away with too much crime
And perhaps he needs to get some real jail time
And I think the best he can do is just resign